An elegant weapon from a more civilised age my butt! Slicing hands, legs, arms, torso’s, droids; elegance is not quite the diction I’d use to describe a lightsaber; regardless, this unique weapon used throughout the Star Wars franchise has been used with deadly purpose. In this post, I countdown the top 10 battles, paying homage to the the “elegance” of the mighty Jedi laser sword!
10- Obi-Wan Kenobi VS Darth Vader (Star Wars Episode IV- A New Hope 1977)
Not exactly the most thrilling of sequences, however it did establish what a lightsaber can do and was actually the first on screen battle using them. Here, the aged Obi-Wan confronts the Sith lord Vader aboard the Death Star to finish off their rivalry (resuming from Episode III where Obi Wan subsequently sliced off Vader’s limbs… Awks). It was a badly choreographed fight and didn’t give an eye to the potential of either warrior, but this is where lightsaber duels began, in this short sequence between a cyborg and an old man.
9- Obi Wan Kenobi VS General Grievous (Star Wars Episode III- Revenge of the Sith 2005)
General Grievous was set up to be a badass cybernetic commander of the droid army and in many ways he fulfilled that title; his design was beautiful, the fact that he kept trophies of Jedi lightsabers after he killed them is pretty dark for a family film and his voice was almost as ominous as Darth Vader’s… almost. But when it came to this fight, it kind of left me wanting more. It was good from what we could see, but the action and actual duel was all too brief because Obi Wan kept slicing off Grievous’ various hands… The same Grievous who had supposedly killed loads and loads of Jedi… So is Obi Wan like… the best or what? I dunno. All I am saying is that there could have been more for the build up we endured as a viewership.
8- Obi Wan Kenobi & Anakin Skywalker VS Count Dooku (Star Wars Episode III- Revenge of the Sith 2005)
Take 2 on the trio and where they had left off in the climactic scene in Episode II: Attack of the Clones, but with Anakin with a few less limbs. Count Dooku had proven himself to be a worthy adversary to the Jedi and this all but assured that. With Obi Wan quickly incapacitated in the throne room of the droid control ship (why does it have a throne room again?), it is up to Anakin to defeat Dooku, which of course he does and then slices his head off. The moves are good, the direction is good and if you can ignore Hayden Christensen and his acting; you’ll enjoy it too! It is just how Obi Wan stood on his own against Dooku before and then is knocked away with ease now. I know it was a plot device so that Anakin could further delve into the dark side of the force but Obi Wan goes on to kick General Greivous’ four armed butt… but hey?
7- Yoda VS Count Dooku (Star Wars Episode II- Attack of the Clones 2002)
From the moment little Yoda’s walking stick could be heard tapping on the stone floor of the Geonosian hanger bay, shit was about to go down… and it did. Yoda was soon bouncing and flipping around the place, showing off moves never before seen in Star Wars. Now we know why he is the true Jedi Master. With an epic display of agility and speed, Yoda was caught between the defeat of Dooku and saving his Jedi companions; naturally, he let Dooku flee. The fighting itself is great, but again, all too brief and I wasn’t sure this was the best time to reveal Yoda’s true potential as a fighter; it felt a bit wasted on Dooku.
6- Mace Windu VS Darth Sidious (Star Wars Episode III- Revenge of the Sith 2005)
Samuel L.Jackson; the most badass Jedi to have existed? He certainly held his own against the Sith lord Sideous upon uncovering his true identity. While three other noble Jedi were slain in seconds, Mace Windu was able to subdue Sideous with skill and tactic. The fighting was good, shame about the obvious CGI on Palpatine’s face and the camp grunts made throughout. This was also the big reveal and our first look at how the Emperor fights… which was dirty. I did enjoy the scene though and both combatants were a worthy match for each other. When Palpatine is finally knocked to the ground, are we to assume that he’d genuinely lost or knew Anakin would come to his side? He did then go on to kick Yoda’s butt… YODA!
5- Obi Wan Kenobi VS Anakin Skywalker (Star Wars Episode III- Revenge of the Sith 2005)
Yes, it was the ultimate battle that audiences had waited to see for decades. Yes, it was master and pupil battling it out. Yes, we all wanted to see Hayden Christensen’s awful acting finally end. It was a brilliantly choreographed fight sequence, no denying so why is it so far down my list? It was just a bit too long. Sorry. And they kept stopping for breathers…? Just become Darth Vader already! Kudos to Hayden Christensen though for his final sequence because he was actually quite… good? As good as an actor can be burnt with no arms or legs.
4- Luke Skywalker VS Darth Vader (Star Wars Episode V- The Empire Strikes Back 1980)
So, Luke has half a films worth of training that consisted of carrying Yoda around in a back pack, using the force to lift rocks and R2-D2 and battle a hallucination induced Darth Vader before going off to fight one of the greatest Jedi/Sith lords of the age… Hmm. Well with that kind of thinking, I hope that the hand he lost taught him a lesson. Fighting their way through the underbelly of Cloud city in a considerably more energetic way than previously seen in a New Hope, this certainly upped the game when it came to a lightsaber duel in the Star Wars Universe. Plus we get to hear the legendary “No… I am your father” line that everyone mistakes for “Luke… I am your father”. Voila! Cinematic history made.
3- Luke Skywalker VS Darth Vader (Star Wars Episode VI- Return of the Jedi 1983)
Matured and a shit load calmer than in The Empire Strikes Back, Luke attempts to kill the Emperor aboard the Death Star Mark II, but is subsequently stopped by Darth Vader, ensuing another battle between the two rivals (someone has daddy issues). This time, Darth Vader has his ass badly kicked (down the stairs) but the good within Luke prevails, refusing to kill his father and turn to the Dark side. I think it’s the emotional outburst and direction of this final scene between father and son that puts it so high on the list; this was the ultimate duel to end them all when audiences sat in theatres after almost three films worth of build up and in my mind, it didn’t fail to deliver.
2- Yoda VS Darth Sidious (Star Wars Episode III- Revenge of the Sith 2005)
Two frail old blokes with laser swords fighting aboard an ascending platform into a fictional court of justice. What’s not to love? The top bad guy and the top good guy; everyone loves a battle between the two just to see who is better and despite the master face-puller that is Darth Sideous grunting all over the show, the battle truly is an entertaining one, smashing up the Royal Senate on Coruscant (that’s a hefty insurance claim) and proving the two rivals equal.
1- Qui Gon Jinn & Obi Wan Kenobi VS Darth Maul (Star Wars Episode I- The Phantom Menace 1999)
Yes, Phantom Menace was awful (Jar Jar) but the end lightsaber duel between the trio is honestly my favourite and unlike Episode III’s climactic fight, didn’t seem too drawn out. John William’s legendary score “Duel of the Fates” (says it all) accompanied with Darth Maul’s acrobatic skills and dark demeanor left me truly wowed as a four year old in the cinema. When Qui-Gon Jinn is sliced down by Darth Maul, it’s time for the young Obi-Wan to step us as master bad-ass and beat the baddy, which he does with an impressive amount of rage induced gusto. Well… Go Obi-Wan I guess.
SPOILERS FOR STAR WARS EPISODE VII-The Force Awakens
I am not sure where I would rank Kylo Ren VS Rey (Star Wars Episode VII- The Force Awakens (2015) as it was brief and she kind of kicked his butt royal, despite receiving zero training and fighting the grandchild of one of the greatest Jedi there has ever been (Anakin/Darth Vader by the way; chill it nerds). Still a decent fight though in the snowy setting and we have yet to see who Rey really is…? Hmm… Plus Kylo Ren’s new lightsaber design has actually grown on me?
Well that’s my round up; I was named after Luke Skywalker (not sure if that’s ashamedly or proudly stated) so Star Wars feels like it’s in my blood. Any comments are welcome, as Star Wars is kind of a hot topic at the moment with the imminent release of Star Wars Episode VII on DVD in a few weeks. Read on and Prosper!